Asking the important questions

While watching the Democratic Debate:

Me: Okay, Marry, Fuck or Kill: Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John Edwards.

Chris: Oh, man, this is tough. My first instinct is to kill John Edwards. (thinking) Okay, so I guess I'll fuck Hillary Clinton, since she is in fact a woman. And you know what, I bet Barack Obama is the most fun to hang out with out of the three of them, so, yeah, I'd marry Barack Obama. Sorry, John Edwards.

Me: I think I'll fuck John Edwards, marry Barack Obama, and kill Hillary Clinton. And I'm basing these choices on the fact that I like dudes, not on how I feel about them as political candidates.

Chris: Yeah, you have it good with this one. Those are two pretty good looking men sitting right there.



Later on they were discussing if John Edwards could beat John McCain.

Chris: Edwards is certainly better looking than John McCain.

Me: I think any of the three democratic contenders are better looking than anyone in the republican camp.

Chris: I don't know about that. Mitt Romney is a beefcake.